The Zero Diet

Whether it be the New Year, New You parade; or the Get Your Body Beach-Ready party, it feels like there is no escape from the pressure to diet and transform yourself.

Well here’s a wonderful diet you can follow which will leave you feeling fabulous and radiant. It’s called, The Zero Diet. It takes a lot of hard work and dedication, but believe me, the results are absolutely worth it.

The Zero Diet is based on giving Zero f*cks throughout the day. The more, the better. This starts from the moment you wake up, until you go to sleep that night, which is why it’s one of the toughest diets around. Many have tried and not succeeded, but we encourage everyone to give it a go. The key to success is being liberal with your Zero f*cks. They are fat free, have Zero calories, and are incredibly good for your health & well-being. You will likely incur negative side effects from giving Zero f*cks, especially to begin with, such as backlash, heckling, and side-eye, but stay strong and keep giving Zero f*cks – the more frequently you give Zero f*cks, the less often you will experience negative side effects.

If that still sounds hard-going and overwhelming, we have put together an example diet plan for you to follow.

–          MORNING: Wake up at whatever time you like and give Zero f*cks.

–          BREAKFAST: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, don’t skip it! We suggest you have a nice hearty serving of Zero f*cks, and wash it all down with some freshly squeezed IDGAFs.

–          MID-MORNING SNACK: Some diets strongly advise against snacking. We embrace it. So go on, tuck in to that bag of Zero f*cks!

–          LUNCH: We all lead busy lives these days and it can be easy not to eat properly at lunch time. Luckily for you, The Zero Diet allows quick yet fully satisfying meals which can fit into any hectic schedule.

–          AFTERNOON SNACK: Have the damn chocolate bar! And while you’re at it, give Zero f*cks about it.

–          DINNER: Have whatever the hell you like, have seconds, have dessert, have it all! Just don’t forget to include Zero f*cks with it.

–          NIGHT: Relax in bed with a smile on your face, and admire all the f*cks you gave today. That’s right, Zero!

You see, the beauty of The Zero Diet is that it gives YOU the control so you can make it work for you and your life. It’s all about doing what makes YOU happy. For example, if you’re worried about looking hot this summer, The Zero Diet can help by empowering you to give Zero f*cks and wearing whatever makes you feel great. Or, if somebody body shames you, The Zero Diet can give you a boost by reminding you that you’re beautiful just as you are. Plus, it doesn’t discriminate. Anyone can do The Zero Diet and get results!

I’ve been on The Zero Diet for a while now, and the results are astounding. My clothes look and feel so much better on me, I have a healthier relationship with food, and I feel fantastic. It has taken a lot of hardwork and perseverance, but I am so glad that I decided to embark on The Zero Diet.

Once you get into it, The Zero Diet is a Diet for Life. I promise you, you’ll never look back! Join hundreds of other satisfied women, and start The Zero Diet today!

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